If the rescue involves yielding my shy fx records then my mate is doomed. Original nuttah 12 inch was 40 quid ffs! Besides, can one Uk Apache defeat a tribe of comanches? I recommend sending Y.M.C.A. in to negotiate

@Janet innit

@Cybercore Keep the diplomatic channels open.

Yes, that is an excellent suggestion...+1

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will never extend my religious tolerance to Sinead O Connor again.

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@Rompipalle said in What. What wouldve happened if Baby Jesus had been allowed to stay in a proper hotel?:

The 3 kings would've said 'rite guess u wnt be needing these then u spoilt litl scrub', and he wouldn't have smelled nice, or have any bling, so nobody would have listened to him. The Romans wouldn't have been scared of him so he'd end up at his mum's playing xbox and eating potato smileys with beans for the rest of his days.

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@Indrid-Cold we cant be :eyes:

It is okay for Kim Jong to launch a missile attack as long as the target is his own ass.

@sup getting cat legs grafted onto yr stumps is cool m8 but you shouldn't then use them for boxing :astonished:

@AllAboutGay Nessie wouldn’t eat a gay person anyway. Cause as far as I am concerned, those type of creatures don’t consume shit.

I would only let a big titty purple hair maybe with a tail anime nurse give me a shot

@Indrid-Cold that’s a pretty and accurate way to paint the picture 😊

@Indrid-Cold said in Would you frolic with the Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy girls, even if they end up murdering you?:

@Nejo Maybe we can kill THEM b4 they kill US?

What the...

id mess with them make them walk into catuses and a den of vipers XD

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